Karoto Peeler

Looking for all the world like something out of a giant’s pencil case, the Karoto Peeler is a stationary-style kitchen accessory that lets you create culinary curls, swirls and wickedly sharp vegetable weapons. Impress those pasty, pompous neighbors with your elegant vegetable designs, then fight them off with a sharpened turnip stake when they inevitably turn out to be vampires. [Buy]